Happy Columbus Day!

Today he way homage to a despicable man famous for claiming a country already inhabited when he got here. He brought syphilis, savagery of unimaginable proportions, slavery to Natives and the promise of more Europeans to come in later years. Not only should we not honor this thug we should all write our congressmen and women to propose legislature to strip this day of his name and instead focus our tribute to some other more deserving and honorable historic figure.

So fuck you Chris. Burn in hell.

....and for the record, that outfit you got on here? Not baller in the least. Hit up a Ralph Lauren shop or something.