His Aura Was Orange: Funny

Sunday, March 16, 2008

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Posted by The Honorable 'Sass at 3:13 PM

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“I was star-struck…we’re going to hang out with Rick James tonight!!!…and here he comes out of the room…I’m looking at him, and I’m not Bullshittin’…I see…like an orange…his aura...or whatever…I’ve seen it! It was Orange” - Charlie Murphy

"Reputation is what men and women think of us. Character is what God and angels know of us."
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"A human being is part of a whole, called by us the universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separate from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few people near us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
- Albert Einstein
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"Our arms have but specific lengths, yet we reach just beyond what's out of our grasp. Eyes can see but only so far and still we peer out unto the great unknowns of the ever changing landscape before us. When in the history of man, have men been content with what they have; with what's readily available to them? If a man can't walk to it, he'd build a vehicle to get him to it. If a man can't see it, he'll construct glasses to sharpen his vision and make more precise the images once blurred. If a man can't have what his heart wants, dreams alone won't curb his longing or make content his ambition. He'll do what he has to do to have what he wants."
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So I stepped to Pluto
Where I ruled over the Plutonians for a stint
They were easy to control
They drank heavily, spoke in small talk and smiled constantly
They defecated through their mouths and shit plutonium
They were dazzled by the lint in my pockets
I told them they were stones from the planet Moneylessness
They just smiled and said "yeah, yeah, I'm hip,I'm hip"
I got mad and told them "I don't want no lip"
So they made me king
The only stipulation was I had to frown all the time and boast
But I smile too much for that so I got ghost

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