Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Ain't Nothing Worse..

There's nearly nothing worse than a hot bank teller unless you've got money. It's the least advantageous thing in the world for young, broke, otherwise spirited women-seekers.
You're smiling at her curves and frame and beauty and it might appear she's returning the gesture if you're not paying too much attention and if you follow her with your eyes as she turns the corner to grab more check slips and checkbooks from the back room you'll notice she's laughing her ass off at the $ 113.74 that you're so confidently throwing at the bank like you're doing something. Sadface @ that scene. :( indeed.

Truth be told, behind her professional look, what's hiding beyond the grown up bun, emitting maturity and sophistication, the tight hugging professional dress and secretary pumps and standard teller button up shirt, is a broke ass person too! It's the reverse Superman/Clark Kent. She's far less impressive than she looks. Bank tellers don't make but $2/hr too! Don't be fooled. Don't believe me? Loot it up. What y'all need to do is go find 3 other broke people with mood rings, combine them together and call upon Captain Planet with your broke asses. Or at least put your pennies together to buy something worth a shit. That's all you can do. LOL

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