Look, I don't give Britain credit for much. They gave us Kate Winslet and Scary Spice is all I know as far as recent history serves us. That is until I found out about Jessica Ennis. She's a track star for the country and a future wife of mine that's worth ten of any random British people, not that I don't appreciate you all visiting HisAuraWasOrange (tell your friends about us!)
So this is how it's going to go down this week, I'm going to post pictures of her and you're going to like them, comprendes?
Good look, England.
Pip Pip, Cheerio. Good show 'Ol Chap and all that!