Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Giant Spider Terrorizes Man In His Garage

About the only thing you could do in this situation is nuke it from outerspace. It's the only way to know for sure that you've killed it.

In all seriousness I have a terrible terrible case of arachnophobia from childhood. Probably from watching 'Arachnophobia' way too early in life (thanks Mom & Dad; Bang up job there) and so if this spider was in my house I'd shoot myself I'd move. Even if I loved the house I'd have to move. The spider could keep everything that I owned in that place. As long as it didn't follow me to my new place.

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