Best of the Maze/Scare Videos

It's Halloween time again and rather than scare, allow me to show you something to lighten the mood in the key Halloween. I'm sure you remember the maze/scare game that was popular a few years back where you'd get some unsuspecting person to come to computer under the guise that you wanted them to play a game where they tried to maneuver their way out of amaze only to get nearly to the finish line only to be scared shitless by a zombie child screaming abruptly. Well rather than give you all a heart attack with that shit, I've decided to share with you some of the funniest moments/reactions to that video. Enjoy...

Wednesday's Woman Redux: Maíra Britto The Unreleased Photos

I know, I know I already made a post about Maira Britto. I realize I'm probably breaking some unwritten rule. You know what though? I don't care. I really don't. If it was one of my own rules that I can't repeat a person as 'Wednesday's Woman' then fuck my rule. It's mine. Rules are meant to be broken. Not mine or anything. I don't want to give you the wrong idea. You break my rules and there will be a penalty. Trust. I'm just saying if somebody is going to break my rules it should be me. So yeah, Maira Britto is just the optimum allowable dosage of human fineness. You can't make me believe otherwise without visual and scientific proof that finer indeed exists. Most will agree with me. At least one person won't. That's cool, but unless you come at me with visual proof of someone finer than her, I won't believe you. And you better have some pie charts and bar graphs and long-hand scientific equations thereby backing up your claim. And you better have a lab coat on when you present this evidence to me or your false claims will be laugh at, dismissed and we won't ever exchange words again. You better come with it.

LOL @ me calling these 'unreleased' though. They're not unreleased but they are different pictures than I posted last time. Somebody please make this woman a household name here in America. I beg of you.

ABC News Racial Bike Stealing Experiment

Everyday you live you take with your certain feelings and opinions and most often you don't have any proof to prove or disprove your feelings so you just kind of shrug it off. Well take a look at this experiment where two actors, one black and one white, are both put in parks and given tools to pick a lock on a bicycle and watch the different reactions both actors generate. Entertaining to say the very least.

Louis C.K. - Things Are Fucked Up Now (New Clip)

This is a new clip from his new standup special 'Hilarious'. Looks pretty good.

Jim Rome On The "Likes To Fight Guy" We All Know

Dead on. LOL

Dave Chappelle On The Serial Rapist In Houston Who Only Rapes Men

First new Chappelle clip in a while. Enjoy.

Wednesday's Woman: Anne Keothavong

Dear Tennis,
More Anne Keothavong, please.
Love, Me.

CK Louis On Bad Drivers

It's been a couple weeks since my last post. I didn't know whether to explain myself or what so I decided to best way to come back would be to post a video that made me literally laugh out loud. Now me laughing out loud will be of no value to you personally but what will be of value is you laughing which I can assure will happen. Press play, take a listen and enjoy.... CK Louis on bad, irrational drivers and how to one up them.

Dwight Howard's Best Charles Barkley Impersonation

As a strong Celtics fan it pretty much makes me anti-Magic but I won't front I LOL'd @ this. Well done, D12.

Public Service Announcement: Kobe Fan

Kobe Bryant is YOUR favorite player. Not mine. I think he's great. Really I do. I give him props where he succeeds and shit when he fails. What more do you want? It's not hating if I don't the worship dude like you do, damn. Its like me telling you your girl is cute. You tell me she's gorgeous. Fair enough. Understand though, thats because YOU like her more than me obviously. You wifed her. If I liked her as much as you she'd be MY GIRLFRIEND! LOL Just take a compliment. Kobe's not my favorite but I give him credit when its due.