Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Corpse Kept Upright for 3-Day Wake

In news that gives you the creeps...

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (Aug. 19) - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.'He Wanted to Be Happy, Standing'


A young man's wish to remain standing in death has been fulfilled. Through a special embalming treatment, Angel Pantoja Medina, left, remained upright in a corner at his mother's home in San Juan, Puerto Rico, for his three-day wake. Here, family members bid goodbye to the 24-year-old Monday.

Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing."
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish.
Medina was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

Only people of color would do some wild shit like this. I don't give a fuck if it's your dying wish to do this mom. It's not going to happen. You're dead, I'm alive, therefor I get the final say, you know. I'd take it back to the Pulp Fiction line on a nigga if they wanted me to put them in my house post-mortem 'Do you see a sign on the front of my house that says 'Dead Nigga Storage?' You have to believe this story is a step backwards for mankind. Bad bad idea.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

More Andressa Soares

Anyway to run an update on a post from the past entitled, Why I Love Brazil Pt. 324 I just came upon this new video of her during the making of some new rap video and she definitely still got it. I know the women visitors of His Aura Was Orange are looking here right now are wondering WTF, but I got to take care of the males that visit here so y'all got to just bear with me while I drop this video right quick in demonstrating 'Why I Love Brazil Pt. 325'


Friday, August 15, 2008

Barack In 'Rocky 2'



Afternoon Funny.

PTI: Five Good Minutes With Chad Johnson



Chad challenging Michael Phelps, Wearing a Funny Hat and just general 'Chad Being Chad'.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

This Is An Intelligence Test

Apparently 2nd Graders In China Take This Test and Here I Am 24 Damn Years Old & It Takes Me 394 Times To Succeed. The American School System Has Failed Me. Anyway It's HERE (<~Scroll over the 'here' in bold for you non computer-literate brothers and sisters) If You're Interested. Good Luck.

(Shouts to one and only The Entertainer for this entertaining link, the gulliest of gully. I see you Jordan!)

P.S I PROMISE you this is not a virus. I don't play that shit. You won't find viruses on this website. I've lost too many hard drives to the struggle to do that to somebody else.

Tuesday's Top Ten: Hip-Hop Storytelling Songs Ever

Today's Top Ten visits the Top Ten Stories I've ever heard in rap from the pens of some of the most talented emcees ever. The list really took me a while to comprise and a lot of thought and personal preference went into it which is why it's coming so late instead of the normal Tuesday deliverance. In any event, to give clue as to why I picked these songs, I'm including a verse or passage from each selection as a testament to the quality of story telling and artistry of each entry as well as the download option for each song so that you may listen to the tracks in their entirety on your own and come to your own conclusions.

That said, let's get down to it.

10.) Nas - Fetus (Got to be on the list based off Nas remembering his own time in the womb, his mindset therein and in the immediate moments after leaving it. This Nas fellow is a a bad motherfucker.)
I wondered if I am born will I be safe at all
This place they call the world though my view was so large
Couldn't wait to get up, grow up and take charge
Month 5, Month 6 went by, hoping I'm born in July
But the Lord already figured out a date and time
Septemeber 14th, 73
Get ready world, doctors in the front waiting for me
Arms open cause they know when I drop, alot of shit's gonna stop
See how the goverment will start re-training cops
Month 9, I'm a week over due, the labor induced
Pops told my moms to push and take deep breaths too
Said stay calm, holding her arm, I'm trying to hold on
Surgical gloves touching my scalp, my head pops out
Everything blurry, my first breath screams out
Tears pouring down my pops face he's so proud
Wanted to hold me, but I was so bloody
They washed me off and he said "At least that nigga aint ugly!"
Placed me in his arms snuggly, laid me on my mother
Finally, I got to see who held me in her body
She loved me,and I plan to over through the devil
Y'all bout to see this world in trouble
Motherfuckers...

Fetus by Nas
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9.) Andre 3000 - A Day In The Life Of Andre Benjamin (I love how people underrate Dre because he may not be their cup of tea all around but his talent is supremely unappreciated. In fact he may be the most under appreciated artist of all-time. No hyperbole meant either. This song is his autobiography for all intents and purposes and is amazing. I have to listen to it at least once a month. One of my favorite Outkast songs of all time. No quotes, you jest need to hear it.)

ADITLOAB by Three Stacks
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8.) Ice Cube - Today Was a Good Day (Sometimes the simplest stories are the best and while this song is less Martin Scorcese than it is Big Lebowski it still has a place in the annals of Hip-Hop lore and is a certified classic.)

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

TWAGD by Ice Cube
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7.) Nas - Rewind (The lines below are the would be be beginnings of a quite gripping creative story. Greatness.)
Got fully dressed and told me, "Stressed really I'm"
Picked up her Gucci bag and left a nigga behind
Walkin through the door, she rang the bell twice
I vomited Vodka back in my glass with juice and ice
The clock went back from three, to two, to one
And that's about the time the story begun
That's when I first heard the voicemail on the cell
It said, "Son we found that nigga we gotta kill"

Ay yo son, ay yo son, you hear me, you hear me?
Listen man, this dude right on the block, right now, man
I found him, right now, I see him right now!
Let's kill him)

"Yo, this Nas, leave it. Peace"

Rewind by Nas
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6.) 2Pac - 16 On Death Row (Somewhere in this song you feel less like you're listening to a song and more like you're watching an MSNBC Locked Up Documentary. Gritty but great.)
I turned to a life of crime, cause I came from a broken family
My uncle used to touch me, I never told you that
Scared what you might do, I couldn't hold you back
I kept it deep inside, I done let it fuel my anger
I'm down for all my homies, no mercy for a stranger
The brother in my cell, is 16 as well
It's hard to adapt, when you're black and you're trapped in a livin Hell
I shouldn'ta let him catch me
Instead of livin sad in jail I coulda died free and happy
And my cellmate's raped on the norm
And passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole gettin torn
They made me an animal
Can't sleep, instead of countin sheep, niggaz countin cannibals
And that's how it is in the pen
Turn old and cold, and your soul is your best friend
My mama prayed for me
Tell the Lord to make way for me, prepare any day for me (why?)
Cause when they come for me they find a struggler
To the death I take the breath from your jugular
The trick is to never lose hope
I found my buddy hangin dead from a rope, 16 on Death Row

16 On Death Row by 2Pac
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5.) 2Pac - So Many Tears (This is a great song. A dark and troubled person whose lived a less than perfect life who ponders the next one and where he'll be exactly. Honest. Real. Genius.)
I'm suicidal, so don't stand near me
My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer
to embrace an early death, now there's nothin left
There was no mercy on the streets, I couldn't rest
I'm barely standin, bout to go to pieces, screamin peace
And though my soul was deleted, I couldn't see it
I had my mind full of demons tryin to break free
They planted seeds and they hatched, sparkin the flame
inside my brain like a match, such a dirty game
No memories, just a misery
Paintin a picture of my enemies killin me, in my sleep
Will I survive til the mo'nin, to see the sun
Please Lord forgive me for my sins, cause here I come...

So Many Tears by 2Pac
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4.) Jay-Z - Friend Or Foe '98 (No quotes necessary here, just the music video)

FOF '98 by Jay-Z
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3.) Beanie Sigel - What Ya Life Like (Song is straight out of a season of OZ. Real frightening and first hand account of prison and all the things you don't want to encounter. This is 16 on Death Row with the volume turned up. Great story though. Very visual (fortunately or unfortunately depending on perspective.)

What you know about solitary
Locked down, no commissary
And you wild or ready
And you just seen your mom get buried
You got drowns, comin' in all kinds of flurries
What you know about your towel on your cell when you alone at night
Or a jailhouse hunger srike
Or you sittin' in your cell and just zone one night
And you think "damn, I'm neva comin' home one night"
You got 5 years in, neva been flown a kite
You hearin' grown men moan at night
They got you stuck in the can
White man got you fuckin' your hand
Your wife on land fuckin' your man
What you know about no parole
Life in the hole
Lifes cold, you be eatin' them swags
Guards on the nightshift they be beatin' you bad
The hardest nigga turned bitch, be sleepin' wit fags
What you know about gettin' and shippin' balloons
Keep switchin' positions in the visitin' room
Gotta take Ex-Lax, hope you did it in time
Gotta shit in your palm just ta get the heroin
And you talkin' 'bout your life is this, your life is that
Your life ain't shit, your life is whack
Man you listenin' ta the realest nigga
Close your eyes, muthafuckas tell me you don't feel this nigga


Beans by Beanie Sigel
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2.) Nas - I Gave You Power (Nas's first brush with perfection on record and certainly not his last. I remember this song being so much to me back then. Even more so than the actual commercial singles meant for bubble gum success. This was the song that stuck to me more so than any of the other songs on It Was Written, which to me was a classic album. This song was just a classic song amongst a classic album. I couldn't put this any lower than two.)

Always I'm in some shit, my abdomen is the clip
The barrel is my dick, uncircumcised
Pull my skin back and cock me, I bust off when they unlock me
Results of what happens to niggaz shock me
I see niggaz bleedin runnin from me in fear, stunningly tears
fall down the eyes of these so-called tough guys, for years
I've been used in robberies, givin niggaz heart to follow me
Placin peoples in graves, funerals made cause I was sprayed
I was laid in a shelf, with a grenade
Met a wrecked-up tech with numbers on his chest that say
Five-two-oh-nine-three-eight-five and zero
Had a serial defaced, hopin one day, police would place
where he came from, a name or some sort of person to claim him
Tired of murderin, made him wanna be a plain gun
But yo I had some other plans, like the next time the beef is on
I make myself jam right in my owner's hand


Nasir by Nas
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1.) Nas - Undying Love (I didn't really mean for Nas to be on the list 4 times, really I didn't. I kind of expected more diversity from a Top Ten List but he really is one of the greatest at telling stories over instrumentals of all-time. No questioning that. Nas is a lot like an Adam Dunn or Ryan Howard, he doesn't do EVERYTHING well but what he does do well he REALLY does his thing with. Nas is never going to make hits all like that or have the club going nuts over a commercial beat and appeal to the most common denominator but he's so cerebral that you can't not sit back in your room or be driving some long stretch and not appreciate his mastery for words and writing.

Anyway, this song has everything a James Patterson novel gives you and more and moreover only takes you 4 minutes for ti all to unfold. This song to me cements Nas as the greatest writer of his time. No one could write like him. Excluding nobody.)
My baby's, drop Mercedes is parked, I creep around yo
to the back, she must be inside and can't hear
Probably upstairs, in the mirror, doin her hair
I walked in through the back door entrance
Shocked it was unlocked, when I walked in, I smelled incense
chased by a weed aroma, empty Guinnesses
and lipstick marks on like three empty Coronas
A pair of blue jeans on the carpet; size 12 Timberlands
Somethin swingin on the ceilin fan, I stopped it
Swingin slower and slower..
On the last swing I saw it was a G-string and heard laughin
Thought about my nine-side Glock but somethin made me disregard it
Started my way up to where the noise and music was at
Froze, I couldn't react
Bedroom door opened a crack, seen wifey layin with some nigga
mumblin shit, he had one hand on her ass
and she was rubbin his dick, toastin wine glasses
Cherry scented candles was lit, couldn't handle the shit
Searchin for words I found none, without a sound
I left the house with a sick smile and took my gun
Now I'm out buggin, whylin, what I'm gon do?
Call my man Horse, meet me outside, I'm comin through

Nasir2 by Nas
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Honorable's Mentions:

Nas - Project Roach
Outkast f/ Slick Rick - Da Art of Storytelling Pt. 1
2Pac - Dear Mama
Nas - What Goes Around
Jay-Z - It Was All a Dream

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wednesday's Woman: Daphne Joy

Checking in as today's "Wednesday's Woman" is Daphne Joy a regular on MTV's show "Wildin' Out" starring host Nick Cannon. Now we all make mistakes and I'm not judging Daphne so her working with a cornball and 4-time HisAuraWasOrange Nominee for Loser of the Month can be swept under the rug and contributed to everybody doing something one time in their life that they're not particularly proud of. Take me for instance, when I was 15 I worked at Hardee's and my life looked something like this infamous Dave Chappelle skit:
Dave Chappelle Wac Arnolds

But I digress, she's fairly exotic, as I can't put my finger on what her ethnic make-up is, and she's as voluptuous as August is hot, so let us commence with the eye-goggling and please remember to check back tomorrow as I will have Tuesday's Top Ten, then. (As usual I'm late I know).

Race Questions Cast Doubt On Presidential Polls

Race questions cast doubt on presidential polls


The year was 1984, and the state was Iowa. A white man who had just voted walked out of his precinct caucus and saw the Rev. Jesse Jackson standing outside.

"I did all I could," the man told Jackson ruefully, "but I just couldn't bring myself to pull the lever and vote for you."

L. Douglas Wilder laughs as he relates the story Jackson once told him, the sting eased by time and Wilder's vantage point as the nation's first elected black governor.

Now it's a quarter of a century later, and the man everyone's talking about is Barack Obama, the Illinois senator holding a slim lead in many polls. But can the polls be trusted? A central question about race and politics hasn't changed since 1984: Do white people lie — to pollsters or even to themselves — about their willingness to vote for black candidates?

In the not-so-distant past, the consensus was a clear yes. Today, however, there is widespread disagreement about whether Obama is subject to the predicament known as the Wilder or Bradley Effect — whether in the privacy of the voting booth, white people will actually pull the lever for the first black man to come within shouting distance of the presidency.

Given that surveys can have trouble uncovering the truth about many things besides race, plus the massive technological, demographic and cultural changes in play, this question is contributing to an almost unprecedented air of uncertainty surrounding this year's polls.

In 1989, Wilder polled as many as 15 points ahead in the days before the election for Virginia governor, but squeaked into office by a minuscule 6,700 votes. David Dinkins had a similar experience that year, when he became New York City's first black mayor. And the phenomenon was first noted in 1982, when Tom Bradley endured a stunning defeat in the California governor's race after exit polls indicated he was the winner.

The reason for these disparities? A significant amount of white people did not admit that race played a role in their voting decision, pollsters and academics say. Another factor: When the person asking the questions was black, respondents were more likely to say they favored the black candidate.

In the recent Democratic primary, exit polls in 28 states overstated Obama's actual share of the final vote.

Andrew Kohut, president of the Pew Research Center, doesn't think people are lying to pollsters today about their support for Obama, "because I don't think there's a lot of stigma in saying you're voting for John McCain." Kohut said it's not like polls are asking, "Do you want to vote for the white guy or the black guy?"

But he did see potential for error based on the people who decline to participate in polls, whom he describes as largely lower-income whites more likely than the population at large to have racially intolerant views.

"The real frailty of our polls is that we get very high refusal rates, and we survive because the people who we interview are like the people who we don't interview on most things," Kohut said. "(Racism) is not one of them."

So are current polls accurate? "I don't know," Kohut said, "and to be honest with you, this is something every pollster I know is concerned about."

Wilder, now the mayor of Richmond, Va., said his internal polls during the governor's race showed it to be much closer than most people thought. "It was clear that people were having the first opportunity to vote for an African-American, and there was uncertainty," he said. "You know, 'Is he going to be fair, is he just going to look out for his own people. And who are his own people?' I think we've come a great distance from that. I've seen the progress."

So is Wilder ready to bury the Wilder Effect?

"No, I won't say that," he said with a laugh. "I won't go that far."

Daniel J. Hopkins will. The Harvard University postdoctoral fellow examined data from 133 gubernatorial and Senate elections from 1986 to 2006 and concluded that the effect vanished in the early 1990s as racially divisive issues such as crime and welfare reform receded from the national stage.

Hopkins said that race could play a larger role if it is injected into the campaign — as it often is in the waning days of close contests involving black candidates.

Days before the 2006 Senate election in Tennessee, with polls showing the race almost deadlocked, Republicans released an ad featuring a ditzy blond actress saying she met Harold Ford Jr. at the Playboy Club and asking the black Democrat to "call me." Ford lost.

In 1990's tight North Carolina Senate contest. Republican Jesse Helms was running about even with Democrat Harvey Gantt when he released an ad showing white hands crumpling a job rejection letter as a narrator mentioned racial quotas. Helms won.

Blacks, too, have sought to use race to their political advantage: In a congressional primary this month in Memphis, a black challenger tried to link the incumbent, Steve Cohen, to the Ku Klux Klan. Cohen won easily.

While Obama may face some of these historical hurdles, there are other, unprecedented factors at work: a presidential instead of statewide election, a spike in black voters and the increase in young voters who are more racially tolerant, watch more YouTube than television and eschew the land telephone lines used by most polls.

The racial pendulum may even have swung back the other way, said Anthony G. Greenwald, a psychology professor at the University of Washington, citing a "reverse Bradley Effect" during the Democratic primary: In states with larger black populations, such as Virginia, South Carolina, Mississippi and Georgia, Obama got more votes than polls predicted.

Like Kohut, Greenwald doesn't think people are deliberately lying in polls. But he does see potential for polling errors due to undecided white voters overstating their support for Obama or choosing McCain at the last minute, and the influence of "racial attitudes and stereotypes that people in many cases are not aware they have."

Many pollsters are trying to adjust their methods to account for these unprecedented variables. It's not easy, however, to solve these new problems in the heat of a tight presidential race.

"I don't think anyone is correct or incorrect, including me," Greenwald said of the current poll numbers. "To get to the heart of that, you'd have to do the kinds of research that haven't been done."

The Obama campaign declined to comment on how it conducts its polling. The McCain campaign did not respond to requests for comment.

Matthew Dowd, an ABC News commentator and former chief strategist for President Bush's 2004 campaign, expects the Wilder Effect to be a "small factor" in November. "I wouldn't want to be Barack Obama and up two points going into Election Day," he said.

"My guess is that (the Obama campaign) understands that and they know it's not enough to be ahead," Dowd said. "They have to be ahead by a lot."

Chad Johson Is Insane


According to www.profootballtalk.com:

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

Seriously.

If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) allow him to put his new last name on the back of his jersey.

From a business standpoint, this might be Chad’s way of picking up some of the extra cash that he wants to make but that the team has said it won’t give him. The jersey would instantly become one of the NFL’s top sellers, and NFL players get a cut of all sales of their jerseys.

In recent interviews, including one on ESPN Monday night, Johnson has made veiled references about future plans that he has said will change the way fans think about him. This is a strange one, to say the least.



He's not officially back in Cincinnati & I's good graces but this is a start.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Oh Yeah....Belly 2 Came Out Today

In news you probably give less than a shit about, the makers of Belly (you know the movie that launched DMX & Nas into the stratosphere of such actors and leading thespians such as Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp and so on and so fourth) have collaborated with Lions Gate Films to put out this straight to video sequel starring Jayceon Taylor aka "The Game".

I, as well as you, know that this movie will most likely suck and not be very good, but in the least is an intriguing proposition to put fourth to a hip-hop audience who hasn't seen anything by way of hip-hop movies since well, Belly. I'm not saying I'm going over to Circuit City or Best Buy in the next week to pick this up, but I won't lie, if one of my friends has this movie or is getting this or I walk past it over at Blockbuster and I've seen everything else on the wall, I just might end up picking this up.

Sue me.

Here's the Trailer:



(Update: Just watch the entire thing here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pocs7-9yCfY)