Greg Howard, Florida Teacher Suspended for 'Racially Charged' Comments About Barack Obama

A Florida middle school teacher has been suspended without pay after he used the n word in class to describe Senator Barack Obama.

Marianna Middle School 7th grade teacher and coach Greg Howard was suspended without pay for 10 days starting Thursday for making racial slurs at presidential candidate Barack Obama, WJHG News Channel 7 reported.

"Our source told us Howard asked his students what 'change' stood for and proceeded to write out the acronym 'change'- come help a n(word) get elected," according to the report broadcast on Thursday. Howard actually used the word "nigger" but the TV report changed the racial slur to "the n word" instead.

Jackson County's deputy school superintendent says he's received conflicting reports, but he can confirmed the n word was used," the report said.

Howard was transferred to the Jackson County Adult Education Program but at least one parent interviewed for the story said that's not enough. Howard is required to attend diversity and sensitivity training as a part of the disciplinary action.

News Story here:

21st Century Hip-Hop Coonery: The Final Frontier

When renting yachts and pouring champagne on bitches doesn't quite do it anymore....

*Fast Forward To The 3:00 Mark*



I'm embarrassed. I'm literally ashamed.

(Shouts to AverageBro)

It's All Good Until Somebody Gets Slapped

DENTON, Texas -- Denton police said a man attempted to rob a pizza restaurant Friday night, but one of the store's employees fought back and then three citizens stepped in to make sure the suspect and his accomplices went to jail.

Police said Benjamin Ramirez, 41, walked into the Pizza Patron in the 100 block of E. University Drive around 10:30 p.m.

Ramirez was wearing a wig and dark sunglasses and was carrying what appeared to be a silver handgun, police said.

Speaking in Spanish, Ramirez told the clerk "give me the money" and then slapped the worker in the face, according to investigators.

The clerk, 17-year-old Rudy Sandoval, said he was going to give the suspect the money but decided to fight back when he got slapped.

"I ran up on him right here," Sandoval said as he described the fight. "I just stuck him two or three good times right here. He just dropped right there and started snoring."

Ramirez was passed out for several minutes but regained consciousness and was able to get up and run from the restaurant.

That's when someone passing by outside realized something was wrong and started chasing the suspect on foot.

Ramirez got into a black pickup truck where his two alleged accomplices were waiting, but the passerby didn't give up.

He convinced the occupants of a nearby vehicle to follow the suspects. They were able to give police a location and officers were quickly on the scene.

Police arrested Ramirez, Jose Martinez, 26, and Sonia Palacios, 38.

Ramirez' weapon turned out to be a toy.

The suspects are charged with aggravated robbery and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Police said they don't recommend doing what Sandoval did especially when you believe a suspect is armed but they are grateful to the citizens who helped.

"Four different citizens helped out in this situation," said Officer Jim Bryan, Denton Police Department. "We were able to get him into custody in about fifteen minutes."

The hilarious video is below for your amusement. Let this be a lesson to people in the prophetic words of Charlie Murphy to all Pizza Store Robbers who think they're Rick James and can go around slapping men and think you gonna be able to go about your business afterwards 'You don't slap another man. Somebody has to go after that'

The Sky is Blue, Dogs Bark And Don Imus Is Racist, What Else Is New?

Talking about Adam "Pac Man" Jones, Don Imus makes another racist comment. This is pretty par from the course from him, he's a shock jock and a bigoted one at that. I'm not even that mad personally but it's what he does so well, hear it for yourself and decide.

Dumb Things People Say Pt. 1

"Why Do You Want To Work For Us?" - Employer at Job Interview, 'Because You Pay Money'

*Phone Rings*
*Somone at your house picks up*
"Hello--Hello?--Hello?--- Hello? ---Hello? Hello? Hello?" - Person who just picked up the phone and to their utter amazement nobody says anything each time they say hello at which normal rational human being hangs up after two 'hellos' and gives up on the person on the other side of the phone, but through sheer stupid determination they continue asking hoping after the 13th hello someone identifies their self.

"Welcome to (Various Fast Food Establishment), would you like to try the new Southwestern Super Duper Calafradulishicexpyaladocious Mushroom Swiss Burger?" - No I would not, what I would like is to tell you what I want and you to make note of it and not for you suggest things to me like I'm some child that can't make up his mind.