Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Top Ten R&B Albums In The Modern Era

It's 2008 and a lot of shit done changed since Clinton was running the show.

Economy: Fucked
Gas Prices: Marathon is taking souls now as payment a la Shang Tsung.
World Standing: Bush did to the U.S what R.Kelly did to that little girl in that tape.
Music: Gah-bidge. Hot gah-bidge with the squiggly lines over top of it like they do in the cartoons to emphasize how strong something stinks. Now it's not all Hip-Hop's fault but it mostly is. If you want to listen to something that doesn't suck and was made recently good luck. Outside of that new Nas album, that 'American Gangster' Jay-Z album and a handful of other titles I can't think of anything I listen to in Hip-Hop that's dropped since gas started going north of $3. R&B is along the same lines but not in quite as much trouble. In fact I'd say R&B gets more spin in my car than rap to the tune of 70/30 when in the past that ratio was flipped. All I listened to was rap mostly. Like I said, I'm not letting R&B off the hook completely though. It's almost as terrible as Hip-Hop so anytime I listen to either I have to go back in time to a time when it didn't suck as much.

This is where this weeks "Top Ten" comes into play. These are the Top Ten R&B Albums in the Modern Era, which is a relative time period since it's a non-specific proposition but the years I'm talking about are the years when my generation was coming up and into adulthood; the mid 90's-current time. Lord knows people above the age of 30 are going to differ with my list greatly since they lived in a different reality. They came up more on New Edition and such but I didn't and so as far as flawless albums that you can listen to straight through with little to no filler these are the Top Ten R&B Albums of this Modern Era.

(Disclaimer: Lord knows I tried my best to keep personal biases out of this list. I really did. For those that know me and where my loyalties lie this list should at least come across at an attempt to be an honest broker based on the merit of the music and not how much I like/dislike the individual artist.)

1. Erykah Badu-Baduizm If you don't know this album you don't know 2 + 2. You don't know the capital of your own state. You don't know music. This shit right here--right HERE. Ah man. This album was the inception of Neo-Soul. It was a transition from what we had come accustomed to in R&B to something new, something innovative, something undiscovered for a lot of people like me coming up. We weren't used to it when we tried it. It was the stuff of our parents generation; Of more revolutionary times. All we knew was that we liked it. How could you not? Next Lifetime? Other Side Of The Game? On & On? Rimshot? Yeah if you didn't like this album you didn't like black people. This album was the conscious of African-Americans for a while. It was the coronation of Erykah Badu's placement among R&B royalty. You weren't knocking boots to this album. You were digesting this one with your mind while you were in your room on the phone with that girl you liked. This album was putting you in the mood to come at women. It was what a Gatorade was to Michael Jordan. It gave you what you needed to converse with the fairer sex. It lent young men that vibe, that swagger. I've listened to this album so many times I've internalized it though. Thank you Baduizm. If you don't have it, buy it. If you're broke, borrow it. If you you don't know anyone else with it, get better friends. But whatever you do, play this before July is over.

2. R. Kelly-TP-2.com This album was that album you got out when you wanted to laugh, cry, zone out or do something devilish. This was the first complete R.Kelly album that set him up as a go to guy in R&B for me. Up until that point he was like the Tracy McGrady of R&B, in he had the individual parts that made him good and showed flashes of brilliance from time to time but this album pieced together all of his promise and stitched it together in one brilliant stream of consciousness he let us all take a dip in with him in 2000. I don't know what he had in the studio when creating this album or what smell ruminated throughout the room, weed or 3rd Grader booty but whatever it was, it had Robert in a zone. This cd got me through death, heartbreak, and a summer vacation on my way back from Mississippi one year (a grueling 12 hour trip made doable via this). I still think this man is troubled and should be behind bars but spare him the death penalty if only for making this cd.

3. Aaliyah-One In A Million I really can't explain how much I hate putting this album and #2 side by side if only by association but alas, the albums are where they are and for me OIAM is as innovative as albums come. It's stands the test of time and launched Timbaland into the stratosphere as the go to man in music that he is today. Without this album he'd be someone else. Someone ordinary. Aaliyah made him famous. There. I said it. Sue me. OIAM was the album you listened to when you drove around. It was like Hip-Hop in a way that most R&B cd's before then weren't. I mean you could bump this in your car and that was unheard of with R&B back them. You didn't bump R&B you played it. There's a difference like you can play classical but you bump Hip-Hop. It was in the attitude of the cd. Like if you dressed this R&B cd up it'd have a durag on and a fitted and some shades but it would still have on a suit or a dress. It was smooth but edgy. Aaliyah was special and she manifested herself into this cd and that's why we still honor her today and still play this cd from time to time. It stays in rotation.
4. Musiq-aijuswanaseing Musiq ushered into the mainstream consciousness neo-soul for the laid back fellas. He took the torch from where Erykah brought it and carried it even further. This album and it's songs were different tones of one voice. It was consistently great and earnest in it's presentation. It wasn't the typical formulaic R&B proposition to women about getting into bed. It took a different route. This was for the diplomatic fellas amongst us that buy drinks for ladies and walk over to the bar where she's sitting at and gets her to write her number on a napkin and go home and call her up and gets to know her. That's the approach this album took. I try and play this album at least once a season so I can revisit some of the clearest most focused point in my love life. This other R&B music of today couldn't focus you as well as this one right here. Definite classic. Shame he never lived up to the hopes in the proceeding years he set with this debut.

5. Jon B.-Pleasures U Like To be fair, I wouldn't have even been up on Jon B. without my sister. For the disadvantages of having an older sister as a boy, and there are tons, this is one of the upsides of having an older sister. My sister always put me up on what women girls my age and up to 4 years older were feeling and not feeling, what was a way to fundamentally get girls attention and how to lose it. Imagine having that kind of foreshadowing. Any play I got in middle and high school I owe to my sister. She taught me young who was smooth and who to emulate and what music women were swooning over. This album was one of those. This album was the Da Vinci Code to women. This album was getting you play if you played it in the right situation to the right girl. If an R.Kelly album got you sex, this album got you sex and a call from the girl on the way back home after leaving before you even made it back. Pleasures U Like is the smoothest album I've ever heard. This album is Billy D. Williams in cd form. Automatic deal closer fellas. It's the Mariano Rivera of R&B cds. You want a reliable, Cd that'll get it done, this is as close to guaranteed as possible.

6. Jon B.-Cool Relax This album was great but I've also learned it was greatly under appreciated and greatly mis marketed. If only the masses were hip to this one and Babyface and Tracey Edmonds pumped this as much as they pumped Soul Food. For my money R U Still Down was one of the top 5 best Rap/R&B collaborations of all-time. Plus you have the innocent What You Say Boo?, perfect for any occasion, They Don't Know & the criminally slept on Can We Get Down. No joke, this album is every bit as great as many others on this list just underrated.


7. Jill Scott-Who Is Jill Scott This album was basically Baduizm remixed. That's certainly not a knock as I've got Baduizm as the top ranked album on my list but it just tells you how the album approaches the listeners ear. This is grown folks music right here. It's sophisticated and edgy and all the other superlatives that make the neo-soul genre so refreshingly appealing. This is unwind music. This is the soundtrack to walking inside your house and changing from your work clothes to some shorts and tee shirt or some other more appropriately comfortable attire and relaxing to. This album is so good I had to steal it from my sister. My own flesh and blood. (Leighanne, if you're reading this I probably owe you $12.98 or some other peace offering). It's worth risking an ass-whooping if you're caught stealing this one, not that I'm recommending doing so. That wouldn't be honorable. LOL.

8. Aaliyah-Aaliyah If I remember correctly I loved this album even before she left us even though I don't think the fans had much time to embrace the album before August 25, 2001. I want to say this album dropped July 19 so I had a few weeks to feel it out. [I know there'll be some smart-ass Wikipedia nerd that'll correct that.] The time that I did have before her death to play it I liked it. Since she died I loved it and appreciated it even more. Like advice from a loved one who passes it meant so much more to me. You try not to let emotion inflate value so that's why I put it here at number 8 but it really was a brilliant album by all metrics. It was diverse, it was sexy, it was bold, it went places R&B hadn't stuck it's flag into and claimed. It was the difference between a 17 year-old girl who changed the sound of R&B an a 22 year old who had found her niche and wanted to expand on it. This year was the best of times and worst of times for many many reasons but as far as silver linings go, this album was critically a success throughout.

9. Ginuwine - 100% This album had about half a dozen great songs and half a dozed almost great songs and the rest were good. Any album that you can say the worst songs on it were good, was a pretty damn good album. This cd was Ginuwine before he got so full of himself when he gassed himself into believing he didn't need Tim. Such a colossally bad decision. The musical chemistry between them was never better and one can only wonder what borders they would and could have forged past in their partenership if Elgin hadn't went for dolo in a quest for individual glory. How many more great Cd's could he have dropped of the quality of 100% if the two kept their focus and continued cooking up this kind of hotness for years to come? Sad, but at least they gave us this and for this effort I salute them both and recognize this albums greatness.

10. Case-Personal Conversation In the summer of 1999, I worked two jobs the whole summer. One working for Hardee's and the other as a custodian. I was 15. I had one foot in hell and the other in Iraq professionally speaking. Neither job was particularly great or respectful but this album in those waking moments before I put on the work clothes made everything manageable. That's the sole purpose of music. It's supposed to stimulate your imagination and take you to Never Never Land. This album did that as much as any cd I've ever owned. Had a kid coming home from work who smelled like french fries and windex feeling like he was smooth enough to walk up to the park after work and holler at girls like it wasn't nothing. Great great cd.

The Honorable's Mentions:
V-The Revalation Is Now Televised
Lloyd-Street Love
Ginuwine-The Bachelor
Dru Hill-Dru Hill
R.Kelly-12 Play

There will be an upping of my favorite songs from those CDs to give you people without a point of reference for some of them so that you can listen and learn and be educated.

Yup.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Brett Favre Is Yet Another Victim Of The Madden Curse

I'm going to try and make this simple because there's enough he said/she said aspects and nooks and crannies to this story to go on and on forever without end (much like Favre's career) but in my own humble opinion for what it's worth Brett's probably done enough to be able to say when he's done to the team and not the other way around. You probably could make a case that Brett has gotten into the practice of going into the offseasons the past 3 or 4 years with a gun and a wool skully face mask (think Plies album cover for a visualization) and holds up the Packers year after year on some "This is a stick up" shit and gets liberal with the team's time to decide if he's coming back or not I admit that much but call me a Favre loyalist, but it's not apparent that the team will be as good or dare I say better with Aaron Rodgers than they are/were (gotta get used to using Brett Favre in the past tense since it seems like his career is R.I.P as of this moment) with him. To use a more recent example, when the San Diego Chargers thought Drew Brees was expendable and that Phillip Rivers could match his production that turned out to be a huge miscalculation and who knows if the Chargers could have gotten past the Patriots last year with Drew Brees under center. I think it's fair to say Phillip Rivers is no Drew Brees. I'm not even saying Drew Brees is Brett Favre or that Phillip Rivers is Aaron Rodgers but the point I'm making is that it's dangerous to play this poker game with quarterbacks and the future in calculating known commodities with young upcoming untested gambles. That's all I'm saying. Not to mention Brett took Green Bay and made them relevant over the course of his 16 years in the league and that's got to count for something. Also least we forget how he took this team as recently as last year to the NFL's equivalent of the Final Four in the playoffs.

He's close. He's proven that. Why not give him one more year? Rodgers is my age. He's got all the time in the world. Favre doesn't. If you're that hell bent of sticking it out with Rodgers, trade Favre for equitable value. Get something for him at least rather than see him off or forcing him into retirement for good.

In related news, Stephen A. Smith apparently hates Brett Favre which in this country means he in turn hates America

S.A.S. Favre
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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Video Of The Week [These Girls Got Game]

This is basketball Pong in the hood. Some of these shots are insane. Enjoy.


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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Wednesday's Woman: Denise Vasi

Perhaps I should look into ascertaining a real estate agent whose willing to help move me from under the rock I've been taking refuge under for however long Denise Vesi has been on the scene. This woman is impressive. I'm a hip hop fan and have been an avid one for years now. I've seen every rap video there is to have witnessed. I've seen BET Uncut. I've searched high and low for new 'talent' in the eye candy department my whole life. So believe me when I say Denise is top shelf.

Y'all don't hear me so let me spell it out for you.
TOP SHELF MATERIA
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ItAlas, regular dudes out there, there is hope for you all. This was her and her past boyfriend.
An over-achievement so great Disney's making a movie about him.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Top Ten Fitteds In Baseball

1. Yankees

2. Reds

3. Pirates
4. White Sox
5. Cardinals
6. Mets
7. Red Sox
8. Giants

9. Angels
10.Dodgers


No drawn out summaries. No explanations. Just facts. Hate it or Debate it, I really don't care. You don't like these hats go waste your money on an ugly fitted if you like but these are the Top Ten in Baseball.

Get mad.

LOL

Monday, July 7, 2008

My Three Favorite Anthony Hamilton Tracks


Just because really. Nothing new here just three songs I've had on repeat for the past two weeks. If you haven't heard them stream them, if you like them download, you don't then bypass.

Anthony Hamilton - Please (zshare)

Please by Anthony Hamilton
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Anthony Hamilton - Do You Feel Me (zshare)

Do You Feel Me? by Anthony Hamilton
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Anthony Hamilton - Charlene (zshare)

Charlene by Anthony Hamilton
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Yup.

GOP: MLK Was A Republican

TALLAHASSEE - A black Republican group has put up billboards in Florida and South Carolina saying the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican, a claim that black leaders say is ridiculous.

The National Black Republican Association has paid for billboards showing an image of the civil rights leader and the words “Martin Luther King Jr. was REPUBLICAN.” Told about the billboards, the Rev. Joseph Lowery let out a soft chuckle that grew stronger as he began to think more about the idea. “These guys never give up, do they?” said Lowery, who co-founded the Southern Christian Leadership Conference with King. “Lord have mercy.”

”That was not the Martin I know and I don’t think they can substantiate that by any shape, form or fashion. It’s purely propaganda and poppycock,” Lowery said. “Even if he was, he would have nothing to do with what the Republican Party stands for today. Do they think Martin would support George W. Bush and the war in Iraq?”


What will they come up with next?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Facebook Inspires Idiocy As Man Pledges To Eat All Twelve Value Meals At McDonalds If 100,000 Join His Group [Video Inside Of Him Eating]

Title says it all. It's 20 minutes long and there's vomiting at the conclusion so you should know this going into it.

This is yet another reason America, the country I love sucks. Talentless idiots, seeking attention and glory, however fleeting, go to extremes to feed their egos (among other things) even if it's gluttonous means spit in the face of people hungry worldwide who could have used the money or the food more than him. I guess we're all complicit including myself for giving this asshole recognition and viewership but alas it's a slow weekend. Yes apparently this slow.

And For Those Keeping Score At Home, Some New State Polls

New York Poll Released by Rasmussen Reports: Barack Obama 60%, John McCain 29%

Georgia Poll Released by InsiderAdvantage Poll Position: Barack Obama 44%, John McCain 46%, Bob Barr 4%

Connecticut Poll Released by Research 2000 for Daily Kos: Barack Obama 57%, John McCain 35%

Rhode Island Poll Released by Rhode Island College: Barack Obama 53%, John McCain 25%



Thursday, July 3, 2008

New Nike Hyperdunk Commercial [Hilarious]


Best Nike commercial in at least five years.