Clay AIken Is a Father? C'mon Dog

You're going to tell me with a straight face, before the Lord, on God's beautiful Green Earth that this man right here: got the skins. That this man right here has got a song coming. Yeah that's believable. It's one of those Michael Jackson child situation where you're wondering how. Not how like you missed Sex Ed. but how in the world does this happen. I've seen two people who love each other end up with babies after a while. I get that. But this man with children.....that he didn't adopt? Oh no. You can't have children via buttsecks. Nothing against buttsecks and those that perform it (no prison rape) but that is not how you get seeds. It's how you get AIDS.

Wild story this is. I'll keep you posted because there's just got to be more to this story.

Update On Last Weeks List of Top Ten Overachieving Negros

This is just in and new to me but apparently singer/actor/activist Saul Williams aka the guy singing the song on the Nike 'Sparq Training Videos'
is married to the television show Girlfriends star Persia White. Word's don't quite do the noteworthy nature of this moment of overachieving justice.

Him:
&

Her:

Are Married.

Apparently my best really does owe his best 20 bucks. Well done, sir.

*By the way, his "List of Demands" song is actually pretty good. But yeah he just earned a top 3 spot on last week's list.